Okay,if you have ANY recollection of the mist-shrouded 80's, you'll remember a TV show called "Tales From the Crypt", with the host, The Crypt Keeper, a disgusting puppet voiced by Charles Fleischer (who also did Roger Rabbit, by the way), and later by John Kassir.  Is it just me, or are my beloved Oakland Raiders owned by none other than the Crypt keeper himself...?  You be the judge...

HOLY CRAP!!!  That's a human being!!  I'm not exactly Brad Pitt here, but Al's decrepit appearance raised a few eyebrows, not to mnetion a few SUSPICIONS...